IT is a Lion!

Breath means Death

Do you know what is the most fear-inspiring thing about a lion? After having been 5 feet away from a real live wild lion, I am suddenly an expert. The most fear-inspiring thing about a lion is it's breath. Hey I am not making this up just bear with me here. Think about it for a minute. If your are close enough to smell a lion's breath, you are basically dinner or lunch or breakfast. You can easily observe his teeth or paws from a safe distance. Breath on the other hand, means Death. Repeat that with me. Breath means Death. This brings us to the point (yes one exists). Many in the IT services industry have made millions threatening companies with certain death. Do you remember y2K? I know I don't. This equates to their showing teeth and paws in order to scare the pants off of company execs. Honestly though, the scariest part of y2K were the inept, incompetent and incapable IT staff. This equates to the stinky, smelly and deadly lion's breath. Remember Breath means Death (sing it again yall). DKWTechnik is like a big IT toothbrush of life (I completely made that up). In short, we eliminate the inept, incompetent and incapable IT staff and replace them with park rangers.