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Samsung's awful new commercial: bitches love watches

Samsung, you have outdone yourself this time, Sir

Technology trends and news by Faith Merino
December 23, 2013 | Comments
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Uuunnnngggg. Samsung, staaahhhhpppp! This is awful. It’s so awful that it really deserves an award for awfulness—and not a good-spirited, ironic award.

In keeping with tech’s age-old tradition of sexist advertising, Samsung has released this little nugget of splendor into the world for its Galaxy Gear smartwatch. Naturally, it’s a story about two guys trying to score the same pretty, smiling blonde. Who gets the girl? The guy with the Galaxy Gear watch, of course! Observe as the pretty girl is enamored with the shiny metal on his wrist. She clearly knows who the alpha male is in this situation. He will provide for her and produce many strong, healthy sons.

Behold:

What’s the moral of the story? Show her the watch. Bitches love watches. 

(Side note: I love how he keeps doing the dramatic-arm-jerk-to-get-the-watch-out-of-the-sleeve move, even though the watch is clearly buckled OVER his sleeve.)


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